Menopause

You're on your period or some shit, don't talk to me.

You bitch at me in the car and I'm silent about it, no biggie.

I come home, do laundry, ask you where my two hoodies go and you respond with some smartass answer, "Did you even bring them home?" The fuck woman, who the hell takes off their hoodie when its this cold outside.

HAVE YOU BEEN OUTSIDE?

Just cause you're on your period doesn't mean you have to talk so sweetly to your husband and NOT YOUR CHILD? What the fuck man.

Don't be a bitch to me just cause you can. I can do the downright same but do you see me doing that? Hell no.

Fuck man.